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Moti was looking for a place to sleep. Read more to know what followed when he slept inside a drum.

Sanjay: Why are you standing in the sun?

Ramesh: I am drying my sweat.

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Sonu: Did you hear the news about the local weather man who got fired?

Monu: No. Why was he fired?

Sonu: He took a scale outside to measure how long it was going to rain.

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Ram and Shyam decided to split a can of Diet Cola. Ram opened the can, and poured half the contents into his own glass, and half into Shyam’s glass. Before tossing the can, he stopped to read the nutritional information on the side.

Ram: It says there’s only one calorie per can.

Shyam: I wonder which glass has the calorie.

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Sonu: Your dog is awesome!

Monu: No, he is not.

Sonu: Why do you say so?

Monu: He is Timmy.

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