Q: Why do people never eat clocks?
A: Because it’s really time consuming!
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Q: Which question can no one answer with a ‘yes’?
A: “Are you sleeping?”
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Q: Who cleans the ocean floor?
A: A Mer-Maid!
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Q: What is an alien’s favourite key on the keyboard?
A: The space bar!
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Amazing. I have seen them 20 times