Jumpy Monkey: What did the tree say to the wind?
Meeku: Leaf me alone!
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Jumbo Elephant: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Foxy Fox: It had a virus!
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Laugh all day
Jumbo Elephant: What never ask questions but receives a lot of answers?
Damru Donkey: The Telephone.
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Sher Singh: How many months have 28 days?
Jumpy Monkey: All of them!
Twinkling Toons
Foxy Fox: What do you call a funny mountain?
Froggy Frog: Hill-arious!
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Blacky Bear: Where do ants go for vacations?
Jumbo Elephant: Ant-artica!
Frantic Antic
Cheeku: Your attendance is very low. I cannot allow you to sit for the exams.
Meeku: Never mind, sir. I will take them standing.
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Henry Hen: What does a bicycle call its dad?
Jumpy Monkey: A popsicle! (Pop- cycle).
Hola Boffola
Foxy Fox: What do cows listen to on their headphones?
Jumpy Frog: Moo-sic! (Music)
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Jumbo Elephant: Rahul, why is your book so old?
Blacky Bear: Because this is my history book!
Snigger- Snicker
Foxy Fox: Where was the first cricket match held?
Damru Donkey: In the cricket stadium?
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Cheeku: What is the favourite subject of a snake?
Meeku: Hiss..tory.
Hysteric Antic
Jumbo Elephant: What will a buffalo give if you milk it after an earthquake?
Damru: A milkshake.
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Jumpy Monkey: How will you catch a squirrel?
Franky Frog: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Tittering Sniggering
Blacky Bear: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
Foxy Fox: If you are a mouse.
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Henry Hen: Why are there so many types of blood group?
Franky Frog: So that mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours.
Ludicrous Toons
Sher Singh: Why are you reading the Blood Bank in class?
Cheeku: Sir, because I have my Blood test tomorrow.
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Henry Hen: Why do bees have sticky hair?
Jumpy Monkey: Because they use a honey comb!
Chucklesome Delight
Henry Hen: What do you call a sleeping bull.
Meeku: A bull dozer.
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Sher Singh: What cut would you like to get? U-cut, step cut, feather-cut…
Jumpy Monkey: Hair cut.
Belly Laugh
Sher Singh: Do you know why the boy couldn’t open the piano’s lid?
Jumpy Monkey: Because the keys were inside!
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Blacky Bear: Where is your assignment?
Foxy Fox: I made a paper plane out of it and someone hijacked it.
Instant Gratification
Henry Hen: What food do robbers like?
Cheeku: Takeaways!
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Jumpy Monkey: Can someone tell me what a cyclone is?
Ted Toad: A loan for cycle is a cyclone (Cycle-loan)
Laughter House
Foxy Fox: Jumpy, why are you solving your math sums on the floor?
Jumpy Monkey: Because you told me to solve them without tables!
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Ted Toad: When do you stop at green and go at red?
Henry Hen: When you are eating a watermelon.
Stock of Joy
Blacky Bear: Why did Varun throw the clock out of the window?
Sher Singh: Because he wanted to see how time flies.
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Henry Hen: What is a frog’s favourite year?
Jumpy Frog: A leap year!
Side-Splitting
Sher Singh: What goes around wood but never gets inside it.
Jumbo: The bark of tree!
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Foxy Fox: Why does water move more freely than a solid?
Damru: Because water moves on a cycle (water cycle)
Quick-Witted
Damru: How long did the British rule India?
Henry Frog: From page 52 to 78.
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Pinku Hen: When can 20 elephants be under an umbrella and not get wet?
Cheeku: When it’s not raining.
Amusing Answers
Sher Singh: Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
Blacky Bear: Yes, it is true, provided you have good aim.
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Foxy Fox: Meeku, why haven’t written anything in your school notebook? Hasn’t your teacher taught you anything?
Meeku: He has. I take down notes as he writes on the board. But when he erases the board, I too erase my notes.
Fun at School
Henry Hen: How can we keep our school clean?
Jumbo: By staying at home.
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Meeku: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Cheeku: Because she had bright students!
Ingenious comic
Sher Singh: What do prisoners use to call each other?
Blacky Bear: “Cell phones”
Sher Singh: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
Blacky Bear: “Sneak-ers”
Damru: What goes up but never comes down?
Jumbo: Age
Hilarious comeback
Meeku: How do you know carrots are good for eyes?
Henry Hen: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing spectacles?
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Cheeku: Which book has helped you the most in your life.
Harry Frog: My father’s Cheque book.
Generating Happiness
Blacky Bear: Are you good at math?
Foxy Fox: Yes and no.
Blacky Bear: What do you mean?
Foxy Fox: Yes, I’m no good at math.
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Jumbo: Why is a bad joke like a pencil
Sher Singh: Because it has no point.
Delightul Mirth
Damru: Give me three reasons why the world is round.
Tarry: Well because, my dad says so, my mom says so and you say so.
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Foxy: Which is the longest rope?
Jumbo: Europe
Contagious Laughter
Jumpy Monkey: What is a butterfly?
Henry Hen: A fly that eats butter!
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Cheeku: If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
Meeku: None, they are all copycats!
Laughter ride
Henry Hen: Kids, what happened in the year 1947?
Jumpy Monkey: The year 1946 ended.
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Sher Singh: Why my shaving brush has become so hard?
Blacky Bear: Hard? But when I use it to paint our door, it was soft.
Jolly rejoinder
Q: Which is the oldest animal?
A: The zebra. Because it is still in black and white
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Q: What kind of food is never on time?
A: A choco ‘late’!
Funny reminders
Q: Ramesh, why are you standing in the sun?
A: I am drying my sweat.
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Q: What do you call a gorilla wearing a ear-muffs?
A: Anything you like! He can’t hear you!
Hysterical Giggle
Q: What is that everybody does at the same time?
A: Growing older!
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Q: Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago?
A: Me!
