Jumpy Monkey: What did the tree say to the wind?
Meeku: Leaf me alone!
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Jumbo Elephant: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Foxy Fox: It had a virus!
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Smile With All Your Heart
Cheeku: Can you give me a sentence using the word “gruesome”?
Henry Hen: My mother wanted some carrots. So my father gruesome (grew some).
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Damru: Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
Freddy Frog: Because it is ‘two-tired”! (Too tired).
Laugh all day
Jumbo Elephant: What never ask questions but receives a lot of answers?
Damru Donkey: The Telephone.
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Sher Singh: How many months have 28 days?
Jumpy Monkey: All of them!
Twinkling Toons
Foxy Fox: What do you call a funny mountain?
Froggy Frog: Hill-arious!
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Blacky Bear: Where do ants go for vacations?
Jumbo Elephant: Ant-artica!
Frantic Antic
Cheeku: Your attendance is very low. I cannot allow you to sit for the exams.
Meeku: Never mind, sir. I will take them standing.
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Henry Hen: What does a bicycle call its dad?
Jumpy Monkey: A popsicle! (Pop- cycle).
Meeku- The know it all.
Jumpy Monkey: Which city is the most dangerous city?
Meeku: Electricity
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Sher Singh: The Arabian sea belongs to which state?
Meeku: Liquid State
Jovial Cheer
Cheeku: What will you remove from seven to make it even?
Meeku: Just one alphabet. The letter ‘S’!
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Freddy Frog: Why shouldn’t you tell jokes to an egg?
Jumpy Monkey: Because it may crack up!
Snigger- Snicker
Foxy Fox: Where was the first cricket match held?
Damru Donkey: In the cricket stadium?
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Cheeku: What is the favourite subject of a snake?
Meeku: Hiss..tory.
Hoodwinking Twists
Henry Hen: How does a film star stay cool?
Jumpy Monkey: Because he has many friends.
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Cheeku: What has a head and a tail but is not alive?
Meeku: A coin!
Ludicrous Toons
Sher Singh: Why are you reading the Blood Bank in class?
Cheeku: Sir, because I have my Blood test tomorrow.
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Henry Hen: Why do bees have sticky hair?
Jumpy Monkey: Because they use a honey comb!
Presence of Humour
Foxy Fox: What do you call a bird that stand in a row?
Jumpy Monkey: A spar-row!
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Blacky Bear: If a barrel weighs 10 kilogrammes, what must you add to it to make it 5 kilogrammes?
Jumbo Elephant: Holes?
Insanely Sane
Franky Frog: Which was the first Hindi silent film?
Meeku: If it was a silent film then how do we know that it was in hindi?
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Sher Singh: Do you know why freedom fighters were telling Simon to go back?
Cheeku: Because he was standing in the front.
Instant Gratification
Henry Hen: What food do robbers like?
Cheeku: Takeaways!
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Jumpy Monkey: Can someone tell me what a cyclone is?
Ted Toad: A loan for cycle is a cyclone (Cycle-loan)
Wise Crackers
Jumbo Elephant: Where do ghosts go for a swim?
Blacky Bear: to the Dead Sea!
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Meeku: What kind of flower do you want on Valentine’s Day?
Cheeku: A Cauli flower!
Jollification
Jumpy Monkey: What starts and ends with an ‘e’ but has one letter?
Meeku: An Envelope.
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Cheeku: Why do hummingbirds hum?
Damru: Because they forgot the words.
Uncontrollable Laughter
Cheeku: I am a 5 letter word. Even if you remove 1st, 3rd, and 5th letters and pronounce me, I sound the same. Identify me
Jumbo: Empty
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Damru: Cheeku, what is the chemical formula for water?
Cheeku: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O
Damru: What are you talking about?
Cheeku: Yesterday, you said it was H to O.
Chucklesome perception
Q: What type of bee can’t make up its mind?
A: A maybe
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Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Then it’d be a foot.
Daily dose of laughter
Q: Why can’t you trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything.
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Q: Why is the period following the decline of the Roman Empire called the Dark Ages?
A: Because there were many ‘k’nights!
Amusing comebacks
Q: What key can you eat?
A: A cookie
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Q: What came first-the chicken or the egg?
A: Whatever was ordered first.
