Laugh Out Loud

Sher Singh: I have a splitting headache. I don’t know what to do. Any Ideas?

Blacky Bear: Why don’t you use some glue? That way, it won’t split.

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joke

Jumpy Monkey: Why are there big stone in my plate of rice?

Cheeku: That is because small stones will be difficult for you to pick.

 

Wacky Puns

Jokes

Blacky Bear: His name is a game, but he can’t play the game. Who is he?

Meeku: Cricket

Blacky Bear: Two pearls in on box. What are they?

Meeku: Groundnuts.

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Jokes

Henry Frog: What did you learn in school today?

Cheeku: We learnt to write.

Henry Frog: What did you write?

Cheeku: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!