Froggy: Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Cheeku: He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Jumbo: How will you distribute 8 mangoes between 6 peopel?
Browny Bear: By making a mango milkshake!
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Laugh Out Loud
Sher Singh: I have a splitting headache. I don’t know what to do. Any Ideas?
Blacky Bear: Why don’t you use some glue? That way, it won’t split.
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Jumpy Monkey: Why are there big stone in my plate of rice?
Cheeku: That is because small stones will be difficult for you to pick.
Smile With All Your Heart
Cheeku: Can you give me a sentence using the word “gruesome”?
Henry Hen: My mother wanted some carrots. So my father gruesome (grew some).
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Damru: Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
Freddy Frog: Because it is ‘two-tired”! (Too tired).
Laugh all day
Jumbo Elephant: What never ask questions but receives a lot of answers?
Damru Donkey: The Telephone.
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Sher Singh: How many months have 28 days?
Jumpy Monkey: All of them!
Twinkling Toons
Foxy Fox: What do you call a funny mountain?
Froggy Frog: Hill-arious!
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Blacky Bear: Where do ants go for vacations?
Jumbo Elephant: Ant-artica!
Frantic Antic
Cheeku: Your attendance is very low. I cannot allow you to sit for the exams.
Meeku: Never mind, sir. I will take them standing.
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Henry Hen: What does a bicycle call its dad?
Jumpy Monkey: A popsicle! (Pop- cycle).
Meeku- The know it all.
Jumpy Monkey: Which city is the most dangerous city?
Meeku: Electricity
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Sher Singh: The Arabian sea belongs to which state?
Meeku: Liquid State
Jovial Cheer
Cheeku: What will you remove from seven to make it even?
Meeku: Just one alphabet. The letter ‘S’!
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Freddy Frog: Why shouldn’t you tell jokes to an egg?
Jumpy Monkey: Because it may crack up!
Hola Boffola
Foxy Fox: What do cows listen to on their headphones?
Jumpy Frog: Moo-sic! (Music)
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Jumbo Elephant: Rahul, why is your book so old?
Blacky Bear: Because this is my history book!
Snigger- Snicker
Foxy Fox: Where was the first cricket match held?
Damru Donkey: In the cricket stadium?
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Cheeku: What is the favourite subject of a snake?
Meeku: Hiss..tory.
Hoodwinking Twists
Henry Hen: How does a film star stay cool?
Jumpy Monkey: Because he has many friends.
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Cheeku: What has a head and a tail but is not alive?
Meeku: A coin!
Tittering Sniggering
Blacky Bear: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
Foxy Fox: If you are a mouse.
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Henry Hen: Why are there so many types of blood group?
Franky Frog: So that mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours.
Ludicrous Toons
Sher Singh: Why are you reading the Blood Bank in class?
Cheeku: Sir, because I have my Blood test tomorrow.
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Henry Hen: Why do bees have sticky hair?
Jumpy Monkey: Because they use a honey comb!
Presence of Humour
Foxy Fox: What do you call a bird that stand in a row?
Jumpy Monkey: A spar-row!
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Blacky Bear: If a barrel weighs 10 kilogrammes, what must you add to it to make it 5 kilogrammes?
Jumbo Elephant: Holes?
Chucklesome Delight
Henry Hen: What do you call a sleeping bull.
Meeku: A bull dozer.
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Sher Singh: What cut would you like to get? U-cut, step cut, feather-cut…
Jumpy Monkey: Hair cut.
Comics Attack
Cheeku: Hey, join these two sentences: I was cycling to school. I saw a frog.
Franky Frog: I saw a frog cycling to school.
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Blacky Bear: How does a skeleton call his friend?
Sher Singh: Using a telebone!
Mirthful Disaster
Damru: Why are you jumping up and down instead of drinking your medicine?
Jumpy: Because it says so on the lable.
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Sher Singh: Why have you got a zero in your English paper?
Franky Frog: It’s not a zero. The teacher ran out of stars so she has given me the moon instead!
Belly Laugh
Sher Singh: Do you know why the boy couldn’t open the piano’s lid?
Jumpy Monkey: Because the keys were inside!
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Blacky Bear: Where is your assignment?
Foxy Fox: I made a paper plane out of it and someone hijacked it.
Instant Gratification
Henry Hen: What food do robbers like?
Cheeku: Takeaways!
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Jumpy Monkey: Can someone tell me what a cyclone is?
Ted Toad: A loan for cycle is a cyclone (Cycle-loan)
Laughter House
Foxy Fox: Jumpy, why are you solving your math sums on the floor?
Jumpy Monkey: Because you told me to solve them without tables!
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Ted Toad: When do you stop at green and go at red?
Henry Hen: When you are eating a watermelon.
Jollification
Jumpy Monkey: What starts and ends with an ‘e’ but has one letter?
Meeku: An Envelope.
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Cheeku: Why do hummingbirds hum?
Damru: Because they forgot the words.
Stock of Joy
Blacky Bear: Why did Varun throw the clock out of the window?
Sher Singh: Because he wanted to see how time flies.
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Henry Hen: What is a frog’s favourite year?
Jumpy Frog: A leap year!
Side-Splitting
Sher Singh: What goes around wood but never gets inside it.
Jumbo: The bark of tree!
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Foxy Fox: Why does water move more freely than a solid?
Damru: Because water moves on a cycle (water cycle)
Rib-Tickling
Jumpy Monkey: What is the difference between a bus and cycle?
Cheeku: A bus stand not go along with the bus, but a cycle stand goes along with a cycle!
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Blacky Bear: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Meeku: Because they are always stuffed!
Quick-Witted
Damru: How long did the British rule India?
Henry Frog: From page 52 to 78.
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Pinku Hen: When can 20 elephants be under an umbrella and not get wet?
Cheeku: When it’s not raining.
Amusing Answers
Sher Singh: Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
Blacky Bear: Yes, it is true, provided you have good aim.
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Foxy Fox: Meeku, why haven’t written anything in your school notebook? Hasn’t your teacher taught you anything?
Meeku: He has. I take down notes as he writes on the board. But when he erases the board, I too erase my notes.
Token of Joy
Blacky Bear: What is between Earth and Moon?
Foxy Fox: The word “and”
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Jumbo Elephant: Who was the first underwater spy?
Sher Singh: James Pond.
Hearty Laughter
Jumpy Monky: How did the barber win the race?
Henry Hen: He knew a short cut.
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Meeku: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Foxy Fox: Because he wanted to go to high school.
Jocular Persona
Blacky Bear: What is everyone has and no one can loose?
Henry Hen: A shadow.
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Jumbo Elephant: Where do fishes go to deposit their money?
Jumpy Frog: To the river bank.
Cheerful babble
Sher Singh: When I grow up, I want to be like an acute angle.
Henry Frog: Why would you want that?
Sher Singh: Because acute angles are very precise.
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Foxy Fox: What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
Henry Hen: Coconut on vacation.
