Nelson Mandela Day!

Laugh Out Loud

Sher Singh: I have a splitting headache. I don’t know what to do. Any Ideas?

Blacky Bear: Why don’t you use some glue? That way, it won’t split.

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joke

Jumpy Monkey: Why are there big stone in my plate of rice?

Cheeku: That is because small stones will be difficult for you to pick.

 

Frantic Antic

Cheeku: Your attendance is very low. I cannot allow you to sit for the exams.

Meeku: Never mind, sir. I will take them standing.

 

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Joke

Henry Hen: What does a bicycle call its dad?

Jumpy Monkey: A popsicle! (Pop- cycle).

Hysteric Antic

Jumbo Elephant: What will a buffalo give if you milk it after an earthquake?

Damru: A milkshake.

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Jokes

Jumpy Monkey: How will you catch a squirrel?

Franky Frog: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

 

Tittering Sniggering

Blacky Bear: When is it bad luck to be followed by  a black cat?

Foxy Fox: If you are a mouse.

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Jokes

Henry Hen: Why are there so many types of blood group?

Franky Frog: So that mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours.

 

Presence of Humour

Foxy Fox: What do you call a bird that stand in a row?

Jumpy Monkey:  A spar-row!

 

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Jokes

Blacky Bear: If a barrel weighs 10 kilogrammes, what must you add to it to make it 5 kilogrammes?

Jumbo Elephant: Holes?

 

Mirthful Disaster

Damru: Why are you jumping up and down instead of drinking your medicine?

Jumpy: Because it says so on the lable.

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Jokes

Sher Singh: Why have you got a zero in your English paper?

Franky Frog: It’s not a zero. The teacher ran out of stars so she has given me the moon instead!