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The Clever Pig
Damru & Yoga
Damru’s Sandwich
Damru’s Old Joke!
Laugh Out Loud
Sher Singh: I have a splitting headache. I don’t know what to do. Any Ideas?
Blacky Bear: Why don’t you use some glue? That way, it won’t split.
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Jumpy Monkey: Why are there big stone in my plate of rice?
Cheeku: That is because small stones will be difficult for you to pick.
Smile With All Your Heart
Cheeku: Can you give me a sentence using the word “gruesome”?
Henry Hen: My mother wanted some carrots. So my father gruesome (grew some).
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Damru: Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
Freddy Frog: Because it is ‘two-tired”! (Too tired).
Frantic Antic
Cheeku: Your attendance is very low. I cannot allow you to sit for the exams.
Meeku: Never mind, sir. I will take them standing.
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Henry Hen: What does a bicycle call its dad?
Jumpy Monkey: A popsicle! (Pop- cycle).
Hola Boffola
Foxy Fox: What do cows listen to on their headphones?
Jumpy Frog: Moo-sic! (Music)
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Jumbo Elephant: Rahul, why is your book so old?
Blacky Bear: Because this is my history book!
Ludicrous Toons
Sher Singh: Why are you reading the Blood Bank in class?
Cheeku: Sir, because I have my Blood test tomorrow.
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Henry Hen: Why do bees have sticky hair?
Jumpy Monkey: Because they use a honey comb!
Presence of Humour
Foxy Fox: What do you call a bird that stand in a row?
Jumpy Monkey: A spar-row!
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Blacky Bear: If a barrel weighs 10 kilogrammes, what must you add to it to make it 5 kilogrammes?
Jumbo Elephant: Holes?
Comics Attack
Cheeku: Hey, join these two sentences: I was cycling to school. I saw a frog.
Franky Frog: I saw a frog cycling to school.
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Blacky Bear: How does a skeleton call his friend?
Sher Singh: Using a telebone!
Mirthful Disaster
Damru: Why are you jumping up and down instead of drinking your medicine?
Jumpy: Because it says so on the lable.
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Sher Singh: Why have you got a zero in your English paper?
Franky Frog: It’s not a zero. The teacher ran out of stars so she has given me the moon instead!
Hearty Laughter
Jumpy Monky: How did the barber win the race?
Henry Hen: He knew a short cut.
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Meeku: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Foxy Fox: Because he wanted to go to high school.
Jocular Persona
Blacky Bear: What is everyone has and no one can loose?
Henry Hen: A shadow.
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Jumbo Elephant: Where do fishes go to deposit their money?
Jumpy Frog: To the river bank.
Wacky Puns
Blacky Bear: His name is a game, but he can’t play the game. Who is he?
Meeku: Cricket
Blacky Bear: Two pearls in on box. What are they?
Meeku: Groundnuts.
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Henry Frog: What did you learn in school today?
Cheeku: We learnt to write.
Henry Frog: What did you write?
Cheeku: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!
Hysterical Roar
Blacky Bear: Where does a mouse go if it has lost its tail?
Jumpy Mokey: I don’t know.
Blacky Bear: It goes to a Re-tail store.
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Foxy Fox: Anshu where were you yesterday?
Jumpy Monkey: I was in an aeroplane.
Foxy Fox: Why?
Jumpy Monkey: Because my parents told me that I should get higher education
Jolly rejoinder
Q: Which is the oldest animal?
A: The zebra. Because it is still in black and white
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Q: What kind of food is never on time?
A: A choco ‘late’!
Funny reminders
Q: Ramesh, why are you standing in the sun?
A: I am drying my sweat.
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Q: What do you call a gorilla wearing a ear-muffs?
A: Anything you like! He can’t hear you!
Hysterical Giggle
Q: What is that everybody does at the same time?
A: Growing older!
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Q: Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago?
A: Me!
Chucklesome perception
Q: What type of bee can’t make up its mind?
A: A maybe
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Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Then it’d be a foot.
Daily dose of laughter
Q: Why can’t you trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything.
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Q: Why is the period following the decline of the Roman Empire called the Dark Ages?
A: Because there were many ‘k’nights!
Amusing comebacks
Q: What key can you eat?
A: A cookie
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Q: What came first-the chicken or the egg?
A: Whatever was ordered first.
Witty Replies
Q: How are your exam marks?
A: They’re underwater.
Q: What do you mean?
A: Below C level.
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Q: What do frogs order when they go out to eat?
A: French flies!
Tricky Queries
Q: Q: Does an apple a day really keeps the doctor away?
A: Indeed, provided you have a perfect aim.
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Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot
A: A carrot
