Foxy Fox: What do you call a bird that stand in a row?
Jumpy Monkey: A spar-row!
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Blacky Bear: If a barrel weighs 10 kilogrammes, what must you add to it to make it 5 kilogrammes?
Jumbo Elephant: Holes?
Henry Hen: What do you call a sleeping bull.
Meeku: A bull dozer.
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Sher Singh: What cut would you like to get? U-cut, step cut, feather-cut…
Jumpy Monkey: Hair cut.
Cheeku: Hey, join these two sentences: I was cycling to school. I saw a frog.
Franky Frog: I saw a frog cycling to school.
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Blacky Bear: How does a skeleton call his friend?
Sher Singh: Using a telebone!
Damru: Why are you jumping up and down instead of drinking your medicine?
Jumpy: Because it says so on the lable.
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Sher Singh: Why have you got a zero in your English paper?
Franky Frog: It’s not a zero. The teacher ran out of stars so she has given me the moon instead!
Sher Singh: Do you know why the boy couldn’t open the piano’s lid?
Jumpy Monkey: Because the keys were inside!
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Blacky Bear: Where is your assignment?
Foxy Fox: I made a paper plane out of it and someone hijacked it.
Foxy Fox: Jumpy, why are you solving your math sums on the floor?
Jumpy Monkey: Because you told me to solve them without tables!
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Ted Toad: When do you stop at green and go at red?
Henry Hen: When you are eating a watermelon.
Blacky Bear: Why did Varun throw the clock out of the window?
Sher Singh: Because he wanted to see how time flies.
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Henry Hen: What is a frog’s favourite year?
Jumpy Frog: A leap year!
Sher Singh: What goes around wood but never gets inside it.
Jumbo: The bark of tree!
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Foxy Fox: Why does water move more freely than a solid?
Damru: Because water moves on a cycle (water cycle)
Jumpy Monkey: What is the difference between a bus and cycle?
Cheeku: A bus stand not go along with the bus, but a cycle stand goes along with a cycle!
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Blacky Bear: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Meeku: Because they are always stuffed!
Damru: How long did the British rule India?
Henry Frog: From page 52 to 78.
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Pinku Hen: When can 20 elephants be under an umbrella and not get wet?
Cheeku: When it’s not raining.
Sher Singh: Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
Blacky Bear: Yes, it is true, provided you have good aim.
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Foxy Fox: Meeku, why haven’t written anything in your school notebook? Hasn’t your teacher taught you anything?
Meeku: He has. I take down notes as he writes on the board. But when he erases the board, I too erase my notes.
Blacky Bear: What is between Earth and Moon?
Foxy Fox: The word “and”
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Jumbo Elephant: Who was the first underwater spy?
Sher Singh: James Pond.
Jumpy Monky: How did the barber win the race?
Henry Hen: He knew a short cut.
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Meeku: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Foxy Fox: Because he wanted to go to high school.
Blacky Bear: What is everyone has and no one can loose?
Henry Hen: A shadow.
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Jumbo Elephant: Where do fishes go to deposit their money?
Jumpy Frog: To the river bank.
Jumpy Monkey: Why was six afraid of seven?
Meeku: Because seven ate (eight) nine.
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Sher Singh: How do you know eating carrot is healthy?
Cheeku: Because rabbits don’t wear spectacles.
Sher Singh: When I grow up, I want to be like an acute angle.
Henry Frog: Why would you want that?
Sher Singh: Because acute angles are very precise.
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Foxy Fox: What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
Henry Hen: Coconut on vacation.
Blacky Bear: His name is a game, but he can’t play the game. Who is he?
Meeku: Cricket
Blacky Bear: Two pearls in on box. What are they?
Meeku: Groundnuts.
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Henry Frog: What did you learn in school today?
Cheeku: We learnt to write.
Henry Frog: What did you write?
Cheeku: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!
Blacky Bear: Where does a mouse go if it has lost its tail?
Jumpy Mokey: I don’t know.
Blacky Bear: It goes to a Re-tail store.
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Foxy Fox: Anshu where were you yesterday?
Jumpy Monkey: I was in an aeroplane.
Foxy Fox: Why?
Jumpy Monkey: Because my parents told me that I should get higher education
