
Cheeku: What will you remove from seven to make it even?
Meeku: Just one alphabet. The letter ‘S’!
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Freddy Frog: Why shouldn’t you tell jokes to an egg?
Jumpy Monkey: Because it may crack up!
Damru: Why are you jumping up and down instead of drinking your medicine?
Jumpy: Because it says so on the lable.
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Sher Singh: Why have you got a zero in your English paper?
Franky Frog: It’s not a zero. The teacher ran out of stars so she has given me the moon instead!
Blacky Bear: His name is a game, but he can’t play the game. Who is he?
Meeku: Cricket
Blacky Bear: Two pearls in on box. What are they?
Meeku: Groundnuts.
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Henry Frog: What did you learn in school today?
Cheeku: We learnt to write.
Henry Frog: What did you write?
Cheeku: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!
Blacky Bear: Where does a mouse go if it has lost its tail?
Jumpy Mokey: I don’t know.
Blacky Bear: It goes to a Re-tail store.
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Foxy Fox: Anshu where were you yesterday?
Jumpy Monkey: I was in an aeroplane.
Foxy Fox: Why?
Jumpy Monkey: Because my parents told me that I should get higher education
Q: Ramesh, why are you standing in the sun?
A: I am drying my sweat.
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Q: What do you call a gorilla wearing a ear-muffs?
A: Anything you like! He can’t hear you!