Mirthful Disaster

Damru: Why are you jumping up and down instead of drinking your medicine?

Jumpy: Because it says so on the lable.

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Jokes

Sher Singh: Why have you got a zero in your English paper?

Franky Frog: It’s not a zero. The teacher ran out of stars so she has given me the moon instead!

 

Wacky Puns

Jokes

Blacky Bear: His name is a game, but he can’t play the game. Who is he?

Meeku: Cricket

Blacky Bear: Two pearls in on box. What are they?

Meeku: Groundnuts.

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Jokes

Henry Frog: What did you learn in school today?

Cheeku: We learnt to write.

Henry Frog: What did you write?

Cheeku: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!

 

Hysterical Roar

 

jokesBlacky Bear: Where does a mouse go if it has lost its tail?

Jumpy Mokey: I don’t know.

Blacky Bear: It goes to a Re-tail store.

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Foxy Fox: Anshu where were you yesterday?

Jumpy Monkey: I was in an aeroplane.

Foxy Fox: Why?

Jumpy Monkey: Because my parents told me that I should get higher education