Cheeku: Your attendance is very low. I cannot allow you to sit for the exams.
Meeku: Never mind, sir. I will take them standing.
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Henry Hen: What does a bicycle call its dad?
Jumpy Monkey: A popsicle! (Pop- cycle).
Jumpy Monkey: Which city is the most dangerous city?
Meeku: Electricity
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Sher Singh: The Arabian sea belongs to which state?
Meeku: Liquid State
Foxy Fox: Where was the first cricket match held?
Damru Donkey: In the cricket stadium?
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Cheeku: What is the favourite subject of a snake?
Meeku: Hiss..tory.
Sher Singh: Why are you reading the Blood Bank in class?
Cheeku: Sir, because I have my Blood test tomorrow.
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Henry Hen: Why do bees have sticky hair?
Jumpy Monkey: Because they use a honey comb!
Sher Singh: Do you know why the boy couldn’t open the piano’s lid?
Jumpy Monkey: Because the keys were inside!
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Blacky Bear: Where is your assignment?
Foxy Fox: I made a paper plane out of it and someone hijacked it.
Henry Hen: What food do robbers like?
Cheeku: Takeaways!
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Jumpy Monkey: Can someone tell me what a cyclone is?
Ted Toad: A loan for cycle is a cyclone (Cycle-loan)
Foxy Fox: Jumpy, why are you solving your math sums on the floor?
Jumpy Monkey: Because you told me to solve them without tables!
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Ted Toad: When do you stop at green and go at red?
Henry Hen: When you are eating a watermelon.
Blacky Bear: Why did Varun throw the clock out of the window?
Sher Singh: Because he wanted to see how time flies.
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Henry Hen: What is a frog’s favourite year?
Jumpy Frog: A leap year!
Sher Singh: What goes around wood but never gets inside it.
Jumbo: The bark of tree!
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Foxy Fox: Why does water move more freely than a solid?
Damru: Because water moves on a cycle (water cycle)
Jumpy Monkey: Why was six afraid of seven?
Meeku: Because seven ate (eight) nine.
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Sher Singh: How do you know eating carrot is healthy?
Cheeku: Because rabbits don’t wear spectacles.
Blacky Bear: Where does a mouse go if it has lost its tail?
Jumpy Mokey: I don’t know.
Blacky Bear: It goes to a Re-tail store.
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Foxy Fox: Anshu where were you yesterday?
Jumpy Monkey: I was in an aeroplane.
Foxy Fox: Why?
Jumpy Monkey: Because my parents told me that I should get higher education
Jumbo: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Meeku: Tell me.
Jumbo: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
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Sher Singh: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Henry: Of course not.
Sher Singh: Good. Because I didn’t do my homework.
Henry Hen: How can we keep our school clean?
Jumbo: By staying at home.
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Meeku: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Cheeku: Because she had bright students!
Sher Singh: What do prisoners use to call each other?
Blacky Bear: “Cell phones”
Sher Singh: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
Blacky Bear: “Sneak-ers”
Damru: What goes up but never comes down?
Jumbo: Age
Meeku: How do you know carrots are good for eyes?
Henry Hen: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing spectacles?
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Cheeku: Which book has helped you the most in your life.
Harry Frog: My father’s Cheque book.
Blacky Bear: Are you good at math?
Foxy Fox: Yes and no.
Blacky Bear: What do you mean?
Foxy Fox: Yes, I’m no good at math.
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Jumbo: Why is a bad joke like a pencil
Sher Singh: Because it has no point.
Damru: Give me three reasons why the world is round.
Tarry: Well because, my dad says so, my mom says so and you say so.
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Foxy: Which is the longest rope?
Jumbo: Europe
Jumpy Monkey: What is a butterfly?
Henry Hen: A fly that eats butter!
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Cheeku: If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
Meeku: None, they are all copycats!
Henry Hen: Kids, what happened in the year 1947?
Jumpy Monkey: The year 1946 ended.
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Sher Singh: Why my shaving brush has become so hard?
Blacky Bear: Hard? But when I use it to paint our door, it was soft.
Q: Which is the oldest animal?
A: The zebra. Because it is still in black and white
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Q: What kind of food is never on time?
A: A choco ‘late’!
Q: What type of bee can’t make up its mind?
A: A maybe
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Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Then it’d be a foot.
Q: Why can’t you trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything.
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Q: Why is the period following the decline of the Roman Empire called the Dark Ages?
A: Because there were many ‘k’nights!
Q: What key can you eat?
A: A cookie
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Q: What came first-the chicken or the egg?
A: Whatever was ordered first.
Q: How are your exam marks?
A: They’re underwater.
Q: What do you mean?
A: Below C level.
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Q: What do frogs order when they go out to eat?
A: French flies!
