Jumbo: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Meeku: Tell me.
Jumbo: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
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Sher Singh: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Henry: Of course not.
Sher Singh: Good. Because I didn’t do my homework.
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