Jumpy Monkey: What did the tree say to the wind?
Meeku: Leaf me alone!
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Jumbo Elephant: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Foxy Fox: It had a virus!
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Smile With All Your Heart
Cheeku: Can you give me a sentence using the word “gruesome”?
Henry Hen: My mother wanted some carrots. So my father gruesome (grew some).
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Damru: Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
Freddy Frog: Because it is ‘two-tired”! (Too tired).
Hoodwinking Twists
Henry Hen: How does a film star stay cool?
Jumpy Monkey: Because he has many friends.
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Cheeku: What has a head and a tail but is not alive?
Meeku: A coin!
Ludicrous Toons
Sher Singh: Why are you reading the Blood Bank in class?
Cheeku: Sir, because I have my Blood test tomorrow.
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Henry Hen: Why do bees have sticky hair?
Jumpy Monkey: Because they use a honey comb!
Hearty Laughter
Jumpy Monky: How did the barber win the race?
Henry Hen: He knew a short cut.
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Meeku: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Foxy Fox: Because he wanted to go to high school.
Wacky Puns
Blacky Bear: His name is a game, but he can’t play the game. Who is he?
Meeku: Cricket
Blacky Bear: Two pearls in on box. What are they?
Meeku: Groundnuts.
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Henry Frog: What did you learn in school today?
Cheeku: We learnt to write.
Henry Frog: What did you write?
Cheeku: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!
Merry Waves
Jumbo: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Meeku: Tell me.
Jumbo: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
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Sher Singh: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Henry: Of course not.
Sher Singh: Good. Because I didn’t do my homework.
Funny reminders
Q: Ramesh, why are you standing in the sun?
A: I am drying my sweat.
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Q: What do you call a gorilla wearing a ear-muffs?
A: Anything you like! He can’t hear you!
Hysterical Giggle
Q: What is that everybody does at the same time?
A: Growing older!
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Q: Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago?
A: Me!
