Son: Dad, can you make me a sandwich, please?
Dad: Sure. Abrakadabra! You are now a sandwich!
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Mom: How was your exam? Were the questions difficult?
Chintu: No, Mom. The questions were easy. It was the answers that were difficult.
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Ramu was eating a chocolate and he dropped it. He tried to pick it up.
Mother: Ramu, don’t pick up things that have fallen on the ground. They become dirty.
The next day, Ramu’s dad slipped and fell down.
Ramu: Ramu, please help me up.
Ramu: Sorry, Dad. Mom said I should not pick up things that have fallen down.
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A small boy and his father were at the zoo. They were looking at the tigers and the father was telling the son about how ferocious tigers are.
Son: Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…
Dad (ready to console him): Yes, son?
Son: …which bus should I take to go home?
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