Uncontrollable Laughter

Jokes

Cheeku: I am a 5 letter word. Even if you remove 1st, 3rd, and 5th letters and pronounce me, I sound the same. Identify me

Jumbo: Empty

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Damru: Cheeku, what is the chemical formula for water?

Cheeku: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O

Damru: What are you talking about?

Cheeku: Yesterday, you said it was H to O.

 

Merry Waves

Jokes

Jumbo: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

Meeku: Tell me.

Jumbo: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”

 

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Jokes

Sher Singh: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Henry: Of course not.

Sher Singh: Good. Because I didn’t do my homework.