Cheeku: I am a 5 letter word. Even if you remove 1st, 3rd, and 5th letters and pronounce me, I sound the same. Identify me
Jumbo: Empty
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Damru: Cheeku, what is the chemical formula for water?
Cheeku: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O
Damru: What are you talking about?
Cheeku: Yesterday, you said it was H to O.
Jumbo: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Meeku: Tell me.
Jumbo: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
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Sher Singh: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Henry: Of course not.
Sher Singh: Good. Because I didn’t do my homework.
Henry Hen: How can we keep our school clean?
Jumbo: By staying at home.
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Meeku: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Cheeku: Because she had bright students!
Sher Singh: What do prisoners use to call each other?
Blacky Bear: “Cell phones”
Sher Singh: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
Blacky Bear: “Sneak-ers”
Damru: What goes up but never comes down?
Jumbo: Age
Meeku: How do you know carrots are good for eyes?
Henry Hen: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing spectacles?
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Cheeku: Which book has helped you the most in your life.
Harry Frog: My father’s Cheque book.
Blacky Bear: Are you good at math?
Foxy Fox: Yes and no.
Blacky Bear: What do you mean?
Foxy Fox: Yes, I’m no good at math.
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Jumbo: Why is a bad joke like a pencil
Sher Singh: Because it has no point.
Damru: Give me three reasons why the world is round.
Tarry: Well because, my dad says so, my mom says so and you say so.
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Foxy: Which is the longest rope?
Jumbo: Europe
Jumpy Monkey: What is a butterfly?
Henry Hen: A fly that eats butter!
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Cheeku: If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
Meeku: None, they are all copycats!
Henry Hen: Kids, what happened in the year 1947?
Jumpy Monkey: The year 1946 ended.
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Sher Singh: Why my shaving brush has become so hard?
Blacky Bear: Hard? But when I use it to paint our door, it was soft.
Q: Which is the oldest animal?
A: The zebra. Because it is still in black and white
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Q: What kind of food is never on time?
A: A choco ‘late’!
Q: Ramesh, why are you standing in the sun?
A: I am drying my sweat.
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Q: What do you call a gorilla wearing a ear-muffs?
A: Anything you like! He can’t hear you!
Q: What is that everybody does at the same time?
A: Growing older!
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Q: Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago?
A: Me!
