Blacky Bear: Why did Varun throw the clock out of the window?
Sher Singh: Because he wanted to see how time flies.
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Henry Hen: What is a frog’s favourite year?
Jumpy Frog: A leap year!
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Token of Joy
Blacky Bear: What is between Earth and Moon?
Foxy Fox: The word “and”
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Jumbo Elephant: Who was the first underwater spy?
Sher Singh: James Pond.
Hearty Laughter
Jumpy Monky: How did the barber win the race?
Henry Hen: He knew a short cut.
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Meeku: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Foxy Fox: Because he wanted to go to high school.
Jocular Persona
Blacky Bear: What is everyone has and no one can loose?
Henry Hen: A shadow.
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Jumbo Elephant: Where do fishes go to deposit their money?
Jumpy Frog: To the river bank.
Laugh out loud
Jumpy Monkey: Why was six afraid of seven?
Meeku: Because seven ate (eight) nine.
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Sher Singh: How do you know eating carrot is healthy?
Cheeku: Because rabbits don’t wear spectacles.
Cheerful babble
Sher Singh: When I grow up, I want to be like an acute angle.
Henry Frog: Why would you want that?
Sher Singh: Because acute angles are very precise.
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Foxy Fox: What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
Henry Hen: Coconut on vacation.
Wacky Puns
Blacky Bear: His name is a game, but he can’t play the game. Who is he?
Meeku: Cricket
Blacky Bear: Two pearls in on box. What are they?
Meeku: Groundnuts.
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Henry Frog: What did you learn in school today?
Cheeku: We learnt to write.
Henry Frog: What did you write?
Cheeku: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!
Uncontrollable Laughter
Cheeku: I am a 5 letter word. Even if you remove 1st, 3rd, and 5th letters and pronounce me, I sound the same. Identify me
Jumbo: Empty
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Damru: Cheeku, what is the chemical formula for water?
Cheeku: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O
Damru: What are you talking about?
Cheeku: Yesterday, you said it was H to O.
Merry Waves
Jumbo: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Meeku: Tell me.
Jumbo: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
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Sher Singh: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Henry: Of course not.
Sher Singh: Good. Because I didn’t do my homework.
Contagious Laughter
Jumpy Monkey: What is a butterfly?
Henry Hen: A fly that eats butter!
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Cheeku: If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
Meeku: None, they are all copycats!
