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Damru & Yoga
Population Day!
Damru’s Sandwich
Damru’s Old Joke!
Laugh Out Loud
Sher Singh: I have a splitting headache. I don’t know what to do. Any Ideas?
Blacky Bear: Why don’t you use some glue? That way, it won’t split.
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Jumpy Monkey: Why are there big stone in my plate of rice?
Cheeku: That is because small stones will be difficult for you to pick.
Frantic Antic
Cheeku: Your attendance is very low. I cannot allow you to sit for the exams.
Meeku: Never mind, sir. I will take them standing.
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Henry Hen: What does a bicycle call its dad?
Jumpy Monkey: A popsicle! (Pop- cycle).
Jovial Cheer
Cheeku: What will you remove from seven to make it even?
Meeku: Just one alphabet. The letter ‘S’!
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Freddy Frog: Why shouldn’t you tell jokes to an egg?
Jumpy Monkey: Because it may crack up!
Hola Boffola
Foxy Fox: What do cows listen to on their headphones?
Jumpy Frog: Moo-sic! (Music)
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Jumbo Elephant: Rahul, why is your book so old?
Blacky Bear: Because this is my history book!
Snigger- Snicker
Foxy Fox: Where was the first cricket match held?
Damru Donkey: In the cricket stadium?
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Cheeku: What is the favourite subject of a snake?
Meeku: Hiss..tory.
Hysteric Antic
Jumbo Elephant: What will a buffalo give if you milk it after an earthquake?
Damru: A milkshake.
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Jumpy Monkey: How will you catch a squirrel?
Franky Frog: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Tittering Sniggering
Blacky Bear: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
Foxy Fox: If you are a mouse.
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Henry Hen: Why are there so many types of blood group?
Franky Frog: So that mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours.
Mirthful Disaster
Damru: Why are you jumping up and down instead of drinking your medicine?
Jumpy: Because it says so on the lable.
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Sher Singh: Why have you got a zero in your English paper?
Franky Frog: It’s not a zero. The teacher ran out of stars so she has given me the moon instead!
Stock of Joy
Blacky Bear: Why did Varun throw the clock out of the window?
Sher Singh: Because he wanted to see how time flies.
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Henry Hen: What is a frog’s favourite year?
Jumpy Frog: A leap year!
Quick-Witted
Damru: How long did the British rule India?
Henry Frog: From page 52 to 78.
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Pinku Hen: When can 20 elephants be under an umbrella and not get wet?
Cheeku: When it’s not raining.
Jocular Persona
Blacky Bear: What is everyone has and no one can loose?
Henry Hen: A shadow.
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Jumbo Elephant: Where do fishes go to deposit their money?
Jumpy Frog: To the river bank.
Wacky Puns
Blacky Bear: His name is a game, but he can’t play the game. Who is he?
Meeku: Cricket
Blacky Bear: Two pearls in on box. What are they?
Meeku: Groundnuts.
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Henry Frog: What did you learn in school today?
Cheeku: We learnt to write.
Henry Frog: What did you write?
Cheeku: I don’t know, they haven’t taught us how to read yet!
Hysterical Roar
Blacky Bear: Where does a mouse go if it has lost its tail?
Jumpy Mokey: I don’t know.
Blacky Bear: It goes to a Re-tail store.
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Foxy Fox: Anshu where were you yesterday?
Jumpy Monkey: I was in an aeroplane.
Foxy Fox: Why?
Jumpy Monkey: Because my parents told me that I should get higher education
Uncontrollable Laughter
Cheeku: I am a 5 letter word. Even if you remove 1st, 3rd, and 5th letters and pronounce me, I sound the same. Identify me
Jumbo: Empty
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Damru: Cheeku, what is the chemical formula for water?
Cheeku: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O
Damru: What are you talking about?
Cheeku: Yesterday, you said it was H to O.
Merry Waves
Jumbo: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Meeku: Tell me.
Jumbo: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
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Sher Singh: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Henry: Of course not.
Sher Singh: Good. Because I didn’t do my homework.
Fun at School
Henry Hen: How can we keep our school clean?
Jumbo: By staying at home.
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Meeku: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Cheeku: Because she had bright students!
Ingenious comic
Sher Singh: What do prisoners use to call each other?
Blacky Bear: “Cell phones”
Sher Singh: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
Blacky Bear: “Sneak-ers”
Damru: What goes up but never comes down?
Jumbo: Age
Hilarious comeback
Meeku: How do you know carrots are good for eyes?
Henry Hen: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing spectacles?
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Cheeku: Which book has helped you the most in your life.
Harry Frog: My father’s Cheque book.
Generating Happiness
Blacky Bear: Are you good at math?
Foxy Fox: Yes and no.
Blacky Bear: What do you mean?
Foxy Fox: Yes, I’m no good at math.
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Jumbo: Why is a bad joke like a pencil
Sher Singh: Because it has no point.
Delightul Mirth
Damru: Give me three reasons why the world is round.
Tarry: Well because, my dad says so, my mom says so and you say so.
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Foxy: Which is the longest rope?
Jumbo: Europe
Contagious Laughter
Jumpy Monkey: What is a butterfly?
Henry Hen: A fly that eats butter!
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Cheeku: If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
Meeku: None, they are all copycats!
Laughter ride
Henry Hen: Kids, what happened in the year 1947?
Jumpy Monkey: The year 1946 ended.
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Sher Singh: Why my shaving brush has become so hard?
Blacky Bear: Hard? But when I use it to paint our door, it was soft.
Jolly rejoinder
Q: Which is the oldest animal?
A: The zebra. Because it is still in black and white
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Q: What kind of food is never on time?
A: A choco ‘late’!
Chucklesome perception
Q: What type of bee can’t make up its mind?
A: A maybe
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Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Then it’d be a foot.
Daily dose of laughter
Q: Why can’t you trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything.
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Q: Why is the period following the decline of the Roman Empire called the Dark Ages?
A: Because there were many ‘k’nights!
